Online Dating Undercover: Part 6

"Scuzzies"

Here’s an example of the kind of creeps you have to look out for. BLONDEADAM sent me a message with the subject heading, “You look down to earth” and then the body of the message said this:

“and you look like alot of fun too. I don't go to church every sunday, but I still think its important. I love walks on the beach, hiking, and going to the gym with my woman, seeing movies, and going to restaurants with silverware, and I look for a physical relationship, lots of kissing, cuddling, and what married people are supposed to do, what single people are supposed to wait till they are married before doing...alan in sanjose California”

Really? Did you just write that to a complete stranger, and especially on an LDS website? (And don’t all restaurants have silverware?)