Online Dating Undercover: Part 9

More Screen Names

METROHOMEBOY (is it just me, or does that sound less than masculine?)
WHYYES (I feel like in his picture this guy should be lounging by the pool, holding out a glass of champagne)
LOVE2DANCE (but are you any good?)
MRSOPHISTICATED (maybe that’s actually his last name)
EO45 (is that his robot serial number?)
SOULMATE4U (a little presumptuous, don’t you think?)
WARHAMMER (I wonder if his cape matches his tights)
AQUACLEAN (well at least he’ll have minty fresh breath)
45AVAILABLE (yah, but you don’t need to advertise it)
PSEUDOHUNK (at least he knows the word ‘pseudo’)
20MORONI (if he looks anything like Moroni it’s a done deal)
PURPOSEOFLIFE (I’m listening…give me your take on it…)
FUNLDSBACHELOR (-2 pts for creativity)
POORBOY (seriously?)
SOULTOSQUEEZE (just lame)