Saturday, August 1, 2009

Online Dating Undercover: Part 4

"Smooth Talking"

Ugh. Please spare me this embarrassing attempt to quickly establish a connection and appear sexy or debonair, or whatever it is you’re trying to accomplish. That’s how LOANPREZ started it. “You have very kissable lips.” Excuse me? Who the heck are you, and how fake that you’d comment on my lips, because they’ve never garnered special attention before. They’re normally sized and not preternaturally plump, so what are you talking about? Do you start all your conversations with strange women like that? Get a life. Those are the guys who are obviously just looking to hook up.

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