Sunday, September 13, 2009

Online Dating Undercover: Part 20

DATE #2

So this past weekend I had my second face-to-face date with one of these online blokes. It was okay. Not horrible, not stellar. Just okay. It was with Clark the texter, who turned out to be really nice and who had a great sense of humor. Which I had already ascertained from our various communications pre-date. But just like with my first date (a few weeks ago with DEPUTYDOG), I discovered that a little of his personal appearance stats had been fudged. i.e. Clark's profile claims he's 6' tall, but in my 2 inch wedges, we were almost at eye-level. And I'm 5' 4". Lame.

I mean, I amended my profile a while back and made sure that my pictures are a combination of like head shots and body shots, so that these guys know what they're getting into--and that home girl's got some curvy girth (that's a good term, huh?).

Anyway, for me the deciding factor was that I had absolutely no physical attraction to him. Which was the same with the last guy too, except that Clark had loads more personality. So...I'm done with him. We can still chat a little if he wants, but I'm ready to keep on moving.

Yeehaw!

Part 19 Follow-Up

So...it's been a few days since I sent RICKYBOBBY13 my friendly--okay, my blistering email.

Sadly...there was no reply. Am I really that surprised? No. But I'll tell ya, 25% of me really wanted to get a scathing email back from a guy telling me, in no uncertain terms, that he really is filthy rich and that he's had such-and-such horrible experiences in the past, and that his reasons for writing that one line are completely justified, like its any of my business anyway, and that the other information written about himself is indeed factual, and Who do I think I am to attack him in such a manner!

I was kind of hoping for a little battle of wits and words! Darn. I can tell that RICKYBOBBY13 hasn't logged onto the website since the day after I sent my message. Conclusion: all of my suspicions were correct!!--and he abandoned this profile and created a new one, where I can't find him. Hahahahaha!

Oh, sigh...It's the little things that make life fun! "Meanie...sneakie...Jump at you! Bite at you!" (That's a quote from Cinderella, in reference to the pompous, wicked, fat cat, Lucifer).