Thursday, August 13, 2009

The goodness just keeps coming

Online Dating Undercover: Part 14

"Idiots"

So I went into my profile and kind of rewrote it. The very first line, the very first words that men see written by me are, "I hate flirts. If you send me a flirt, I will delete it without even looking at it." I couldn't be much more clear than that. Right? Right?

Wrong, apparently. These jokers still insist on sending them. Lame. That tells me that they're strictly looking at pictures and obviously not reading my profile. Into the trash, with you! On the up side, I did have one guy send me a message and say that he liked that I said that, because he also thinks that the flirting system is retarded and will never foster dialogue. So he and I have written back and forth a few times. Why not? He actually has both good grammar and an advanced vocabulary! Bless him.