Snippets

So since my date last week, I've kind of taken a break from the website. I decided to call it quits with Clark the Texter (no chemistry) and take a little breather. Don't worry. I'll hop back in there this week and whip up some action with some lucky boy or other. But in the meantime, for your enjoyment, I thought I'd give you a little taste of some of the stuff these men write in their profiles...


“I like comedies. I like laughing. I enjoy good food. I also enjoy dives. I just saw the movie UP. I don't think I can handle anybody else's kids.”
--AWAKEINSEATTLE

"Im quite eloquent and rather lazy."
--POODLER

"A connoisseur of humanity, I savor the individual charisma of the good in the many unique differences of character and personality in people. My personality is... Thought it'd be that easy? Then you truly have been lulled by the sultry sirens of the modern, give me everything now, world in which we live. You may be more successful in depicting the Sistine Chapel or Beethoven’s 5th in 1250 chars. Per chance, can you describe a gourmet meal in the like and do it justice. No, my personality portrait you must paint in the broad and narrow strokes of interaction! Adventuresses, do you dare? If you are not so blinded by the destination that you lose touch to the beautiful nuances of the journey, I invite you to come discover an undiscovered country! You may just make a friend. You may just...”
--ZENITH

"Alright sisters, I'm just going to put this out there. The experts have said that the secret to a happy marriage is for women to choose a partner that is less atractive than themselves. I hearby volunteer my services to all you...."
--BLACKCLOUD

"need a women who will accept me as i am now, and understand im interested in marriage, the future will get better if we follow christ together and lets make a big family"
--CHRISLAWMAN

**And my personal favorite...

"any women out there not sucked in by the disease of Twilight? if so let me know"
--SCARYBONES