So just when you're really put off by a pervert (named, ironically, Moroni44-Ha!), and thinking of canceling your membership, you meet someone completely opposite, who makes you decide that maybe there are a few decent ones out there. A guy sent me a message (not a flirt! points for him!) on Sunday, and then we've chatted a few times since. Each time, we end up talking for a good long while, 1 hr+ at least. So he's already mentioned wanting to take me on a date. Good for him. He should want to take me out. Does he know who I am?! And get this, he even wants to do something unique. We're gonna go shooting! No, not at pigeons or old people--I assume at a shooting range. Then again, who knows...Here's the fun part. He's balding. Bless his heart (only 35 years old), so I sent him a little message that said the following: "So, you know, you should really just take the plunge and shave your head completely. Bald guys are hot." Okay, I said this for completely selfish reasons. Of course. I like bald guys. He's already half-way there, and he already has a goatee, so...he just needs to go a little bit further...and then he'll be perfect. :) Anyway, I won. He told me he's shaving it tonight. Muahaha!
He even asked if I want to help. No, silly. I want to see you AFTER. Half bald does nothing for me. I mean, you don't want to see my hairy legs, or help shave them, you want to see them all nice and shiny afterwards. And...with all my trust and aggression issues, doesn't he known how supremely foolish it is to let me close to a man's head with a blade? Come now.
Anyway, if my calculations are correct, I'll probably have a date this weekend. Stay tuned lovely ladies...
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oh man! i really wanted you to shave his head! how funny would that be? or he just wanted it done for free without going to the barber. ;) can't wait for a date report!
that is hilarious! well no one can deny that you're a persuasive little vixen. how funny. be sure to rub it for luck. lol
i hope you go out with him! i want to hear all about it. i can't believe he's shaving his head for you. wait...yes i can. blink blink!
hmmm, this could be fun! as long as he doesn't shoot you, it sounds like a fun date. if you're not going to a shooting range, i'd opt out. there are lots of guys who seem sweet but are really, actually psycho. it's just an online dating precaution. make sure to have dinner or something with him first, to get a good reading from him, before he takes you out to some desert wilderness and pulls out the guns.
i'm just being an overprotective big sister, but that's my right! ; )
maybe i just haven't gotten enough sleep and my mind is racing and rampant with worse-case-scenarios...probably...that is what happens to me with not enough sleep!
i'm sure tomorrow i'll read this comment and be like "huh"? oh, hey go check out our 'sailing' blog, k?!
Happy Friday afternoon (almost... 11:59 a.m.) Has Chandler become part of the bald brotherhood yet? I love Kathryn's suggestion to meet first (somewhere safe) and then go shooting - if you feel okay about it. If you want to send me his name - I'll run a criminal profile on him.... grin:)
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