"A Delicious Opportunity"Woow! I almost got busted. I was in the middle of writing some stuff down for this blog when a guy opened a chat window with me. This is only the first part of the conversation, but you’ll see what I mean. (And again…good grammar…correct spelling…is that so much to ask for?!!)
provo007: hi
provo007: cute pics
Me : thanks!
provo007: what are you up to tongiht?
Me : writing. working on my blog
provo007: oh fun
provo007: just your personal blog?
Me : no, I have one that's written for lds women...kind of funny anecdotes given from my very cynical, sarcastic point of view :)
Me : what are YOU up to?
provo007: watching the news...lol **why is that funny?**
provo007: ok..whats the link to yoru blog..would be fun to see
Me : oh no! women only.
provo007: lol..ok
Muahaha!
Ooooh, this is exciting—I’m IM’ing 2 guys right now! This should be fun. One is a guy that I’ve talked with before and the other one is a marine in Utah. Oh my gosh, I’m getting so tired of seeing “LOL”. Wait! There’s a 3rd guy! Hahahahahaha! This’ll be good. Oh man, I’m totally going to mess this up and send the wrong message to one of them.
Oh! What fun! An hour later, I’ve finished my chatting sessions with all 3 men, after having come up with some erroneous excuse for logging off. I don’t know. After a while I just get bored. This one guy only gives one sentence answers, to everything, but…he asked me out. So: two weeks in and I’ve got my first date. What a delicious opportunity to gather more dirt for my undercover shenanigans!
provo007: hi
provo007: cute pics
Me : thanks!
provo007: what are you up to tongiht?
Me : writing. working on my blog
provo007: oh fun
provo007: just your personal blog?
Me : no, I have one that's written for lds women...kind of funny anecdotes given from my very cynical, sarcastic point of view :)
Me : what are YOU up to?
provo007: watching the news...lol **why is that funny?**
provo007: ok..whats the link to yoru blog..would be fun to see
Me : oh no! women only.
provo007: lol..ok
Muahaha!
Ooooh, this is exciting—I’m IM’ing 2 guys right now! This should be fun. One is a guy that I’ve talked with before and the other one is a marine in Utah. Oh my gosh, I’m getting so tired of seeing “LOL”. Wait! There’s a 3rd guy! Hahahahahaha! This’ll be good. Oh man, I’m totally going to mess this up and send the wrong message to one of them.
Oh! What fun! An hour later, I’ve finished my chatting sessions with all 3 men, after having come up with some erroneous excuse for logging off. I don’t know. After a while I just get bored. This one guy only gives one sentence answers, to everything, but…he asked me out. So: two weeks in and I’ve got my first date. What a delicious opportunity to gather more dirt for my undercover shenanigans!
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have the guy who asked you out meet you somewhere, like the restaurant (big fat greek) or something. if he insists on picking you up at your house, he's the wrong guy.
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